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Is Sheriff Quail
around here?

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That's me.
Y-You West and Gordon?

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Mm-hm.

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Right down that there
aisle there.

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Know him?

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We've been known to meet
from time to time.

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Dr. Miguelito
Quixote Loveless, R.I.P.

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Well, him and-
And three other fellas

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busted the stockman's bank.

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The other varmints got away,

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but this one I perforated.

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Uh, considering
the size of the target,

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that was pretty fancy
perforation.

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No breath at all.

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He's dead all right,
young feller.

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He's as dead as a sliced,
barbecued catfish.

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Oh! Oh, no!

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That is what I call a miraculous
recovery from grief, Artie.

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Imagine that little key
she just snitched

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might have something to do
with the peace of mind?

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Shut up, you two.

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And if anyone
is stupid enough

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to make any sudden move,
I'll-

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His bottle probably
wasn't even loaded.

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Where you're going,
sugar,

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you're not gonna
be using that key.

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Why don't you just
give it to papa?

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Thank you.

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Deuce!

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Triste, why don't you
inform these gentlemen

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I can solve
all the arguments,

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and I'll take the key.

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It's true, boys.

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Some hero saved us
the trouble

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of liquidating
the little man.

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Uh, the key, mister.

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And, uh,
the lady's special.

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It's empty.
I know-

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Aargh!

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All right, gentlemen,
let's go!

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Where did the girl go?

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She went
out the front door.

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What about the sheriff?
Let's get him.

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Morning.

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Triste and Deuce.

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I beg your pardon?

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Hm? Oh, morning, Jim.
I'm sorry.

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I was just trying to add up
a couple things from last night.

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Look, here we have a key

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taken from the wrist
of Dr. Loveless, deceased.

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Anything on that key
from the data bureau?

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Not a syllable yet.
Now, please, pay attention.

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As I was saying, here's a key
with a built-in puzzle.

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What attraction does
this have for sweet Triste

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and smiling, loveable Deuce?

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Your guess
is as good as mine.

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What was that key
you palmed off on Deuce?

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The one from the men's room
of the Sacramento hotel

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we were at last month.

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Hey, Arabella!
There you are, dear.

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Did you have
a nice flight, huh?

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Everything go well?

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Ah, it must be word
from the bureau

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you were asking for.

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There you are.

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Everything well
with you, girl?

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Don't talk to hawks,
huh?

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Here it is, Artie.

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The serial number
of the key checks out

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to the safety-deposit box

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located at the Pioneer Bank
in Mendoza

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taken out under the name
Gideon Blodgett.

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James, my boy,
haven't you always felt

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that the thing we needed
to round out our travels

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is a trip to Mendoza?

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Howdy.

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How do you do?

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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I never saw such
a hoop-dee-doo

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about that poor Mr. Blodgett's
safety-deposit box.

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You wouldn't believe
how firm I've had to be

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with two people
who insisted

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on being allowed
access to it.

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One of them a very
attractive young lady?

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Yes, that's right.

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And the other one
a not-so-attractive,

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powerful man
who smiled a lot?

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The key didn't fit
the lock, right?

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How did you know?

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Oh,
it's just a wild guess.

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Oh, that'll be fine,
Mr. Wells.

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We'll manage from here.

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Well, sing out when
you're ready, gentlemen.

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I'll, uh,
commute your sentence.

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Here it is, Artie.

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Hit the ground!

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"Open."

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"229." You want to go
through that-?

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No. No thanks, Artie.
You can have the honor.

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A typical Loveless prank.

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"No more loud noises,
Mr. West.

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"Just the name
of a gentleman

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Mr. Arthur Tickle."

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You know, what gets me
is he's dead,

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and we're still jumping.

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How did he know that
we weren't gonna be

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blown up by that
first explosion?

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He couldn't possibly.

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That's just Loveless'
still warped sense of humor.

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Good heavens,
what happened?

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We might all
have been killed!

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Excuse me, Mr. Wells.

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Do you know a man
named Arthur Tickle?

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What? Tickle?
Never heard of him.

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About the explosion, though
- Excuse us.

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I beg your pardon.
Let us through.

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Listen, while you're tracking
down this Tickle fellow,

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why don't I get back
to the car

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and make preparations
for my date with Triste?

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I didn't know
you had one.

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I'm not sure I do,
but I have a hunch

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if I get back there,
I will.

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See you.
See you later.

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Excuse me, uh, I couldn't
help overhearing.

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Are you looking
for Arthur Tickle?

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Yes. Do you know
where I can find him?

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It's beginning
to get dark.

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And I just so happen to be
going past his house.

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I'll be glad
to show you the way.

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Thank you.

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Ooh! That smarts!

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Welcome to my humble abode,
dear Triste.

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I adore promptness
in a lady.

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Won't you join me?

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Oh, my. For me?

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And another little gift.

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Triste, Triste, you're
always thinking of me.

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It's one of
your nicer traits.

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But then, I've been
thinking of you too.

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You were expecting me?

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Naturally.

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Isn't it obvious?

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Where else would you
expect to find a bottle

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of properly chilled
Chateau Maranie?

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Or a stroganoff done to
so exquisite a brandy turn?

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Or such
fascinating conversation

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about a key to a certain
safe-deposit box?

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Won't you join me?

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You'll never see it
from the road

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in a million years.

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The Tickle house
is just beyond

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that stand of cottonwoods.

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Well,
thank you very much.

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Giddyap!

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Hello?

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Anybody home?

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Hello.

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What's your pleasure?
What's your pleasure?

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What's your pleasure?
What's your pleasure?

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Congratulations!

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Congratulations!
You outlasted me, West.

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I only wish it had been
the other way around. Awk!

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The other way- Awk!

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The other way around.

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Once or twice, you must admit,

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it looked like it might
actually work out that way.

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In life, Mr. West,
I bent every effort

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to be your- Awk!
-executioner.

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In death, I ask you
to be my executor- Awk!

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of my estate.

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Only in this way,

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can I feel assured

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that the interests
of my next of kin

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will be adequately protected.

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My lawyer
will fill in the details,

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but in return
for the small favor I ask,

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I offer you something your
department may find useful.

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Counselor Tickle,
I presume.

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Yes.
Uh, would you, uh...?

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If you don't mind.

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I'll be frank, Mr. West.

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As Dr. Loveless' attorney,

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I had to go along
with a great many, uh,

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exotic maneuvers that
I didn't quite approve of.

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That was the story
of my association too.

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The business about
getting you here

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without revealing my identity,

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getting the bird to, uh,

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memorize the doctor's
own reading of his will,

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all that was highly
irregular, of course,

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but now that that's all over,

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do you accept
my client's proposition?

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Before I answer that,

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what's at the other end
of this combination?

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The files. Heh.

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When I asked about that,
Dr. Loveless just laughed.

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He said had no doubt you'd
manage to find out where it was.

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That sounds
like the Loveless I knew.

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Loveless' kin that he was
so concerned about,

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was that man, woman, or child?

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00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,175
Please, Herr West.

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00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,811
I've been told
that the family resemblance

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is truly remarkable,

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00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:23,617
but my nephew,
Miguelito, is dead.

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Of course.

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This is the late Dr. Loveless'
next of kin and sole heir.

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00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:37,698
Dr. Werner Otto Liebknicht,
of the University of Zurich.

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00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,701
Mr. James West of the
United States Secret Service.

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00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,470
Dr. Liebknicht is the celebrated
Swiss neurologist,

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as you undoubtedly know.

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00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:47,875
He and the late Dr. Loveless
had completed plans

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00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,911
to join in the operation
of a new sanitorium

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00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:54,014
when, uh, the unfortunate
accident occurred.

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Please.

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00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,585
Please,
I'm sure Herr West

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is not interested in that
at all.

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00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:03,557
In fact, what I think he
should be interested in

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is the sacred plan
that I have in mind.

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00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:09,897
And that is?

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00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:14,034
You know, you don't look like
a wicked person, Herr West.

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Well, thank you, doctor.

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00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:18,405
The fact remains that
it has been demonstrated to me

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that you are a wicked person,

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and for that you must die.

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What is it about me
that's so wicked?

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Do you think
I do not know?

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Do you think my nephew,
Miguelito, has not told me

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how you have
continually hounded him?

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00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:33,987
You persecuted him.

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You allowed him
not a moment's peace. You-

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Hit the ground!

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00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,346
What is it?
Who's shooting?

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Deuce and his merry men.

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00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:04,184
Deuce? Who's that?
What does he want?

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00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:06,520
James West!

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00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:08,154
I'm gonna give you
just one minute

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to come out with that key!

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00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:12,626
Otherwise
I'll really open up!

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Deuce is a former associate
of your late nephew.

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I think he wants a key.

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00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,843
To be precise,
he wants the combination

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to the lock
that holds the files.

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00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,552
Give it to him!

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00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:40,721
No. For two reasons.

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One is,
according to that will,

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it's property of the
United States government.

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00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,795
Reason number two?

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Reason number two is
I'm sure he wants our blood.

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00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:04,444
Ohh, Triste,
Triste, Triste.

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00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:09,983
I've served you
a superb stroganoff,

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00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:12,352
I've plied you
with vintage champagne,

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00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,855
provided you with soft,
romantic candlelight,

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and still you persist
in refusing

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00:21:19,294 --> 00:21:21,628
to open your girlish
heart to me.

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00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,600
Oh, there's so much
about you I want to know.

256
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:30,771
You know all the answers,
hawkshaw.

257
00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:33,506
You and your partner found
the safety-deposit boxes,

258
00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:34,708
didn't you?

259
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,476
Yes, but there's
so much more about you

260
00:21:36,478 --> 00:21:39,212
I want to know than that.

261
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,548
For instance,
who you're working for,

262
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:45,118
or how your friend, Deuce,
fits into the picture,

263
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:49,522
or what miraculous
pot of gold there is

264
00:21:49,524 --> 00:21:51,524
at the end of the rainbow
that all of you

265
00:21:51,526 --> 00:21:53,594
are so willing to kill
so many people for?

266
00:21:55,362 --> 00:21:59,866
Don't hang by your thumbs
waiting for me to tell you.

267
00:22:01,769 --> 00:22:02,803
You're very beautiful.

268
00:22:04,271 --> 00:22:05,305
So they tell me.

269
00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:11,277
I'm...

270
00:22:11,279 --> 00:22:14,615
...just sitting here
wondering,

271
00:22:14,617 --> 00:22:16,416
a little sadly, actually,

272
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:20,087
how long that beauty
will last

273
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,321
once you're behind bars.

274
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:27,327
You're also being terribly
obvious, aren't you?

275
00:22:27,329 --> 00:22:29,863
I don't think so.

276
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:32,332
I just think you don't know.

277
00:22:34,669 --> 00:22:37,203
Have you ever worked
in a jute mill, Triste?

278
00:22:39,473 --> 00:22:40,874
Because that's
what you'll be doing

279
00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:43,576
once you're in prison.

280
00:22:43,578 --> 00:22:46,046
There's something
about daily contact

281
00:22:46,048 --> 00:22:48,081
with jute fibers that turns

282
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:53,453
even a peaches-and-cream
complexion like yours,

283
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:57,924
over the long years,
into what looks like

284
00:22:57,926 --> 00:23:02,428
mottled,
badly tanned leather.

285
00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:10,203
Maybe after
those long centuries pass,

286
00:23:10,205 --> 00:23:14,041
you really
won't mind too much

287
00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:15,976
because you
will have been deprived

288
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,379
of the company
of anyone male.

289
00:23:20,682 --> 00:23:24,851
Nothing but embittered,
hateful females,

290
00:23:24,853 --> 00:23:30,390
all of them drying out
like yourself,

291
00:23:30,392 --> 00:23:34,294
waiting for death.

292
00:23:34,296 --> 00:23:38,598
And by then,
you'll be a gargoyle,

293
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,001
something distorted

294
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,969
that in no way resembles

295
00:23:42,971 --> 00:23:47,473
the beautiful, young girl
you are now.

296
00:23:47,475 --> 00:23:50,811
Look, I, uh...

297
00:23:50,813 --> 00:23:55,082
can tell you something
you should know.

298
00:23:55,084 --> 00:23:56,249
If you'll promise-

299
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:59,619
No promises, no deals.

300
00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:00,821
You just talk.

301
00:24:00,823 --> 00:24:03,256
After that, I'll see
what kind of a break

302
00:24:03,258 --> 00:24:05,192
I can get you.

303
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:10,130
All right.

304
00:24:12,267 --> 00:24:16,002
There's a man named Tickle,

305
00:24:16,004 --> 00:24:18,772
and Deuce would give anything
to find him.

306
00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:22,042
He's probably tailing
your partner right now,

307
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,378
figuring that-
That he'll find Tickle.

308
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,447
Do you know where I can
find this Tickle character?

309
00:24:29,183 --> 00:24:31,985
Well, I could
take you to him.

310
00:24:31,987 --> 00:24:34,454
But just remember
that you promised

311
00:24:34,456 --> 00:24:37,924
to give me a break.

312
00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:40,360
All right. Come on.

313
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:46,399
Hey, heroes!

314
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:49,602
You, with that overworked
artillery in there!

315
00:24:49,604 --> 00:24:51,204
What's on your mind,
Deuce?

316
00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:52,806
I'm gonna give you
a last chance.

317
00:24:52,808 --> 00:24:55,142
Come on out,
throw down your guns,

318
00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:56,276
and we'll talk it over.

319
00:24:56,278 --> 00:24:58,444
You hear that?
I think the man's sincere.

320
00:24:58,446 --> 00:25:00,881
I vote we do as he says.

321
00:25:00,883 --> 00:25:02,949
Do you?
What do you vote, doctor?

322
00:25:02,951 --> 00:25:05,518
I shall cast my lot
with you, Herr West.

323
00:25:07,554 --> 00:25:08,789
Deuce!

324
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:26,506
Oh, we're on fire!

325
00:25:30,978 --> 00:25:33,413
It is gas.

326
00:25:33,415 --> 00:25:36,683
One of the chloride group,
I believe.

327
00:25:36,685 --> 00:25:37,784
Phosgene.

328
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,552
That's poison gas.

329
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,040
That horse and buggy of yours.
Where is it?

330
00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:03,677
In the barn.

331
00:26:04,745 --> 00:26:06,279
I think it's time
for a buggy ride.

332
00:26:06,281 --> 00:26:09,816
I can't stand it!
I'm giving myself up!

333
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,718
Come back here!
Don't!

334
00:26:15,856 --> 00:26:16,889
Don't shoot!

335
00:26:16,891 --> 00:26:18,625
I accept your-

336
00:26:23,232 --> 00:26:25,498
We gotta find
another way out of here.

337
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,799
Are you game, doctor?

338
00:26:26,801 --> 00:26:31,204
Mr. West, I know I'm not
so tall as you,

339
00:26:31,206 --> 00:26:33,273
but if you question
my courage because of-

340
00:26:33,275 --> 00:26:35,007
It never entered my mind.

341
00:26:46,153 --> 00:26:49,256
Executioner, Mr. West...

342
00:26:49,258 --> 00:26:50,724
I'd better get
your late nephew's

343
00:26:50,726 --> 00:26:53,426
last will and testament
out in the fresh air.

344
00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:54,794
...of my estate.

345
00:27:41,609 --> 00:27:44,644
If you've ever held on before,
doctor, hold on now!

346
00:28:15,676 --> 00:28:18,911
<i>Wunderbar!
Masterful maneuver, Herr West.</i>

347
00:28:18,913 --> 00:28:21,481
Oh, not really.
As one fox to another,

348
00:28:21,483 --> 00:28:24,183
that just bought us
a few extra moments.

349
00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:27,654
The hounds will soon
be back on our trail.

350
00:28:27,656 --> 00:28:30,022
That sanitorium you and
Dr. Loveless organized,

351
00:28:30,024 --> 00:28:31,458
where is it?

352
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,460
Banner Point
on the coast. Why?

353
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,862
Banner Point?
That's a good eight miles.

354
00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:37,163
That's as good
as any place

355
00:28:37,165 --> 00:28:38,832
to start looking
for those files.

356
00:29:03,891 --> 00:29:06,493
I take it, in life,

357
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,828
that was Mr. Tickle.

358
00:29:15,936 --> 00:29:20,640
Well, things are certainly
nice and quiet in here.

359
00:29:20,642 --> 00:29:23,376
Let's take a look out-

360
00:29:23,378 --> 00:29:24,878
Sea gulls.

361
00:29:35,189 --> 00:29:37,290
Now, what would
a lone myna bird

362
00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:40,493
be out talking to itself
on a night like this for?

363
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:44,431
Do you have
any idea, Triste?

364
00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:58,478
Hyah, hyah!

365
00:30:02,783 --> 00:30:04,083
You all right,
Mr. Gordon?

366
00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:07,654
I never felt better
in my life. Thank you.

367
00:30:07,656 --> 00:30:09,989
Boys pick up
the lady's trail?

368
00:30:09,991 --> 00:30:11,324
Yes, sir.
Good.

369
00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:13,159
Everything's going
according to your plan.

370
00:30:13,161 --> 00:30:14,594
Fine.

371
00:30:21,234 --> 00:30:23,135
You know, Layden,

372
00:30:26,073 --> 00:30:27,540
just as an educated guess,

373
00:30:27,542 --> 00:30:31,110
I'd say this bird lived
somewhere near the seashore,

374
00:30:31,112 --> 00:30:34,213
kept some
very strange company.

375
00:30:34,215 --> 00:30:36,483
In any case, it will be
interesting to see

376
00:30:36,485 --> 00:30:38,117
where the fox leads us, huh?

377
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:39,886
Come on, Layden.

378
00:30:46,326 --> 00:30:48,327
Dr. Liebknicht's Sanitorium

379
00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:50,864
for the Treatment
of Nervous Diseases.

380
00:30:50,866 --> 00:30:53,366
Nothing like having a castle
with a view of the sea.

381
00:30:53,368 --> 00:30:56,202
The important thing is
we have finally arrived.

382
00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:09,649
There must be
some stairs around here.

383
00:31:09,651 --> 00:31:12,318
Stairs? My dear Herr West,

384
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,320
Miguelito would have
laughed at such things.

385
00:31:21,028 --> 00:31:24,831
Long before he even built
this sanitorium, he planned-

386
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:14,714
You have displayed remarkable
ingenuity, Herr West,

387
00:32:14,716 --> 00:32:16,148
but now, as it must
to all men-

388
00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:17,483
Hold this.

389
00:32:17,485 --> 00:32:18,517
What is it?

390
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:19,786
An explosive. Hold this.

391
00:32:19,788 --> 00:32:21,387
Don't put them together
until I tell you to.

392
00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:31,464
Now!

393
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:48,881
They're blocked off now.

394
00:33:06,867 --> 00:33:09,035
So much for Deuce
and his men.

395
00:33:17,846 --> 00:33:19,746
We're ascending,
I take it.

396
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:21,413
See for yourself.

397
00:33:28,956 --> 00:33:30,990
May I offer you a drink?

398
00:33:34,094 --> 00:33:36,629
Another one
of Dr. Loveless' toys.

399
00:33:36,631 --> 00:33:39,966
Somehow, you make that sound
contemptible, Herr West.

400
00:33:39,968 --> 00:33:42,568
I don't mean to.

401
00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:44,236
Your nephew
was quite remarkable.

402
00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:46,906
I guess it was just he was
too far ahead of his time.

403
00:33:46,908 --> 00:33:50,143
Is that why you have spent
your young life

404
00:33:50,145 --> 00:33:51,577
persecuting him?

405
00:33:53,213 --> 00:33:54,881
Doctor, your nephew and I-

406
00:33:54,883 --> 00:33:56,415
Herr West, please.

407
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:59,719
We should let the dead
rest in peace.

408
00:34:17,671 --> 00:34:20,940
Dr. Loveless' office.

409
00:34:20,942 --> 00:34:23,843
His playthings,
the world.

410
00:34:23,845 --> 00:34:27,046
Who else would have been
so obsessed with toying with it,

411
00:34:27,048 --> 00:34:28,681
shaking it
from time to time,

412
00:34:28,683 --> 00:34:31,317
to make a different,
more improved world?

413
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,820
You have a point
to make, Herr West?

414
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:36,022
Yes, doctor.

415
00:34:36,024 --> 00:34:37,957
I made an agreement
with your late nephew

416
00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:39,225
to guarantee your safety.

417
00:34:39,227 --> 00:34:41,861
I think you have
done this admirably.

418
00:34:41,863 --> 00:34:43,763
And he, in turn,
said that my department

419
00:34:43,765 --> 00:34:45,732
would inherit his files.

420
00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,466
I'm here for those files,
doctor.

421
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:56,642
Since this seems to have
been Miguelito's wish...

422
00:35:12,726 --> 00:35:14,660
Have you considered
the possibility

423
00:35:14,662 --> 00:35:18,164
that this combination
you inherited could be a fraud?

424
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,665
Not a chance, doctor.

425
00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:22,068
Or that the contents,
once you open it,

426
00:35:22,070 --> 00:35:24,703
could be just, uh,
blank newspapers,

427
00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:26,605
uh, blank paper?

428
00:35:26,607 --> 00:35:28,674
I knew Loveless

429
00:35:28,676 --> 00:35:32,044
and his "dark of the moon"
kind of code.

430
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:35,181
He was a strangely
honorable man.

431
00:35:37,184 --> 00:35:40,452
This is the combination
that will open the safe.

432
00:35:48,796 --> 00:35:52,064
And the contents.
Will they be worth

433
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,733
all the trouble
you've been put through?

434
00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,369
No wonder Deuce
wanted these files so badly.

435
00:35:57,371 --> 00:36:00,673
Loveless figured out
a foolproof assault

436
00:36:00,675 --> 00:36:01,774
on the United States mint.

437
00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:03,709
Are you not afraid
that I might

438
00:36:03,711 --> 00:36:07,613
take this opportunity
to kill you, Herr West?

439
00:36:07,615 --> 00:36:10,817
No, doctor, I don't think
you could kill anything.

440
00:36:10,819 --> 00:36:16,155
What about Dr. Loveless,
Mr. West?

441
00:36:21,628 --> 00:36:23,930
You know, Loveless,
it's always a mistake

442
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:25,965
jumping to the conclusion
that you're dead.

443
00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:28,367
But I can be pardoned
for being fooled

444
00:36:28,369 --> 00:36:30,169
after the test
Artie ran on your corpse.

445
00:36:30,171 --> 00:36:33,472
He did not take into
consideration the art of yoga.

446
00:36:33,474 --> 00:36:36,309
The seventh stage, turiya.

447
00:36:36,311 --> 00:36:38,945
An experienced practitioner,
such as myself,

448
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:41,680
can enter the stage
of samadhi,

449
00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:45,251
where breathing, even
heartbeats, can be suspended.

450
00:36:46,286 --> 00:36:47,586
But why, doctor?

451
00:36:47,588 --> 00:36:50,456
Why all the hanky-panky
with that pathetic sheriff,

452
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,958
having him pretend
you were dead?

453
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,494
Oh, Mr. West,
what does a little man,

454
00:36:55,496 --> 00:36:57,596
born into a world of giants,

455
00:36:57,598 --> 00:37:01,200
do when one of the giants
sets out to kill him?

456
00:37:01,202 --> 00:37:03,936
He pits a giant like me

457
00:37:03,938 --> 00:37:07,673
against the other giant
to dispose of him.

458
00:37:07,675 --> 00:37:09,876
Precisely.

459
00:37:09,878 --> 00:37:11,443
Deuce was
becoming troublesome.

460
00:37:11,445 --> 00:37:13,679
He had to be eliminated,
and you obliged.

461
00:37:16,283 --> 00:37:18,384
Is something the matter,
Mr. West?

462
00:37:18,386 --> 00:37:21,653
Could it possibly be that jet
of anesthetic that's been

463
00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:23,555
playing over you ever since
you opened the safe?

464
00:37:25,726 --> 00:37:26,725
Loveless-

465
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,442
Gentlemen.

466
00:37:43,444 --> 00:37:46,512
Dr. Langely, Dr. Crow.

467
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,282
Take the gentlemen
down the corridor.

468
00:37:49,284 --> 00:37:50,917
Follow me, gentlemen.

469
00:38:10,337 --> 00:38:11,637
Package.

470
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:29,055
Your name, doctor?

471
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,324
That's perfectly
all right, young man.

472
00:38:31,326 --> 00:38:33,859
I just gave it to the
gentleman at the door.

473
00:38:33,861 --> 00:38:36,128
Well then,
you give it to me too.

474
00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:38,431
Uh, give it to you too?
Yes.

475
00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:40,099
I wish I could.

476
00:38:40,101 --> 00:38:44,136
Would you believe that
I was Dr. Lippenstott?

477
00:38:44,138 --> 00:38:46,905
Oh-ho, I think
if you told me that,

478
00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:50,509
you'd have a lot
of explaining to do.

479
00:38:50,511 --> 00:38:52,178
I suppose you're going
to tell me

480
00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:54,813
you're Dr. Ramone De LaPeletier
from the Sorbonne.

481
00:38:54,815 --> 00:38:56,515
He seems to be the only one
still missing.

482
00:38:56,517 --> 00:38:58,250
I have discovered,

483
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:00,853
in the midst of some
very serious research,

484
00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:02,688
I happen to be he.

485
00:39:02,690 --> 00:39:04,890
Just to be
on the safe side,

486
00:39:04,892 --> 00:39:07,093
I think I'll check
my lists over here.

487
00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:08,427
Yes, of course.

488
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,262
Just a moment.

489
00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:12,664
Yes?

490
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,300
Say that again.
Would you mind?

491
00:39:15,835 --> 00:39:18,471
I said, "just to be
on the safe side, I think-"

492
00:39:18,473 --> 00:39:21,307
Safe side?

493
00:39:21,309 --> 00:39:23,442
"Safe side, I think-"

494
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,544
That alters it...

495
00:39:25,546 --> 00:39:28,014
How long have you had
ambivalenatis perditis?

496
00:39:28,016 --> 00:39:29,448
Ambivi-? Am-?

497
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,784
Oh. There I go.

498
00:39:32,786 --> 00:39:36,389
No, I should really stick
to my research,

499
00:39:36,391 --> 00:39:39,025
and not mix in things
that concern only you

500
00:39:39,027 --> 00:39:40,059
and your own self.

501
00:39:40,061 --> 00:39:41,427
No, no, please. You-

502
00:39:41,429 --> 00:39:45,331
You go ahead and check
your list, won't you?

503
00:39:47,435 --> 00:39:48,534
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

504
00:39:52,507 --> 00:39:55,341
Doctor, this, uh,
ambivalinicus- Am-

505
00:39:56,343 --> 00:39:57,976
Ambivalenatis perditis.
Yes.

506
00:39:57,978 --> 00:40:00,413
Yes, uh...

507
00:40:00,415 --> 00:40:03,516
Is-?
Is that, uh, serious?

508
00:40:07,954 --> 00:40:10,322
Of course, none of us
can live forever, young man.

509
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,491
If your current treatment

510
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,893
is making you feel
more comfortable,

511
00:40:14,895 --> 00:40:17,563
that's as much
as one can ask.

512
00:40:17,565 --> 00:40:19,465
Uh...I'm-

513
00:40:19,467 --> 00:40:21,733
Doctor, I'm not taking
any treatment.

514
00:40:22,502 --> 00:40:24,703
You're not?

515
00:40:24,705 --> 00:40:26,505
Great Scott, man, don't move!

516
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,407
How could you let
this much time go by?

517
00:40:28,409 --> 00:40:29,542
That's incredible.

518
00:40:29,544 --> 00:40:31,110
Here, tell me something.

519
00:40:31,112 --> 00:40:32,478
Sit right where you are.

520
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,113
Do you find when you
get up in the morning

521
00:40:34,115 --> 00:40:36,348
that you're feeling a little bit
tired and still sleepy?

522
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:38,951
Yes, sir. I-
When you have a heavy meal,

523
00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:41,454
do you find your stomach
feels distended

524
00:40:41,456 --> 00:40:42,821
and a little uncomfortable,
eh?

525
00:40:42,823 --> 00:40:45,424
Yes, sir.
That's what I figured.

526
00:40:45,426 --> 00:40:48,394
Don't try to talk.
Here. Just one moment.

527
00:40:48,396 --> 00:40:49,761
There we go.

528
00:40:49,763 --> 00:40:51,763
Ridiculous for you
to have waited this long.

529
00:40:51,765 --> 00:40:54,600
Open your mouth.
There we are.

530
00:40:54,602 --> 00:40:56,469
Give me your pulse.

531
00:40:56,471 --> 00:40:58,804
Make certain
everything is fine here.

532
00:40:58,806 --> 00:41:01,673
No young man should be
permitted to go through life

533
00:41:01,675 --> 00:41:05,377
carrying that much
in the way of difficulty.

534
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:06,579
Well...

535
00:41:11,985 --> 00:41:15,053
Oh, you always work.

536
00:41:21,394 --> 00:41:26,132
Dr. Ramone De LaPeletier.

537
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,782
Hoist the mainsail!
Face the jib!

538
00:41:43,784 --> 00:41:46,285
We'll have a quiet night
and a calm sea.

539
00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:37,903
Delighted to see you
up again, Mr. West.

540
00:42:37,905 --> 00:42:41,807
Thank you.
What's the program, doctor?

541
00:42:44,544 --> 00:42:47,713
Gentlemen,
distinguished colleagues,

542
00:42:47,715 --> 00:42:49,915
I'm honored that you
have seen fit

543
00:42:49,917 --> 00:42:54,486
to accept my invitation
to this surgical demonstration.

544
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:57,756
You begin
to understand now, West?

545
00:42:59,526 --> 00:43:02,027
As you know from the clinical
notes I have distributed,

546
00:43:02,029 --> 00:43:04,830
the patient is young,
in excellent physical condition,

547
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,766
but with a history of
violence and irrationality

548
00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:09,635
extending over many years.

549
00:43:09,637 --> 00:43:12,471
The patient's hallucinations
are a case in point,

550
00:43:12,473 --> 00:43:14,373
as we shall see.

551
00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:16,408
What is your name,
young man,

552
00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:18,444
and your occupation?

553
00:43:20,581 --> 00:43:23,014
Patient is in his
uncommunicative phase,

554
00:43:23,016 --> 00:43:27,152
but I can assure you he would
have said something such as,

555
00:43:27,154 --> 00:43:29,821
oh, uh, "agent of the United
States Secret Service,"

556
00:43:29,823 --> 00:43:30,922
or some such.

557
00:43:30,924 --> 00:43:32,758
Heh. At any rate,

558
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,227
the operation you will see

559
00:43:35,229 --> 00:43:37,763
is a simple destruction
of the frontal nerves.

560
00:43:37,765 --> 00:43:41,066
This effectively transforms
the patient's personality.

561
00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:42,768
<i>Non!</i>

562
00:43:49,776 --> 00:43:51,410
Doctor, if you please.

563
00:43:51,412 --> 00:43:52,944
Allow me.

564
00:43:52,946 --> 00:43:54,946
<i>Monsieur le doctor
Ramone De LaPeletier,</i>

565
00:43:54,948 --> 00:43:57,349
of the Sorbonne,

566
00:43:57,351 --> 00:43:59,151
and let me be the first

567
00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:01,620
<i>to assure you,
monsieur le doctor,</i>

568
00:44:01,622 --> 00:44:05,424
that I stand second to none
among my colleagues

569
00:44:05,426 --> 00:44:07,293
in my grand admiration

570
00:44:07,295 --> 00:44:11,664
<i>for your contribution
to le science m�dical.</i>

571
00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:13,299
Thank you, doctor, but-

572
00:44:13,301 --> 00:44:16,134
But I cannot remain silent!

573
00:44:16,136 --> 00:44:20,739
If this operation is
to have any meaning for us,

574
00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:24,610
it is important that
it not only be brilliant,

575
00:44:24,612 --> 00:44:26,878
but that we have all the data.

576
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,781
For example,

577
00:44:28,783 --> 00:44:32,150
the blood pressure
of the patient, the retin-

578
00:44:32,152 --> 00:44:35,321
Here, permit me,
if you would, please.

579
00:44:35,323 --> 00:44:37,289
Follow that, ah?

580
00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:44,229
The retinal status
is perfect.

581
00:44:44,231 --> 00:44:48,934
The respiration, uh,

582
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,669
is normal.

583
00:44:50,671 --> 00:44:55,273
And he spleen...
perfectly in place.

584
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:57,743
The pulse-
Get him out of here!

585
00:44:57,745 --> 00:44:59,077
No! No! No!

586
00:45:24,771 --> 00:45:26,872
That door isn't gonna
hold much longer, Jim.

587
00:45:26,874 --> 00:45:29,375
Gently.

588
00:45:29,377 --> 00:45:30,609
Go!

589
00:45:40,086 --> 00:45:41,319
That should muck it.

590
00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:42,921
Artie, let's create
a little diversion.

591
00:45:42,923 --> 00:45:44,122
Release the inmates.

592
00:45:44,124 --> 00:45:46,358
Good idea.

593
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,559
Here.

594
00:46:03,276 --> 00:46:04,543
It's cute, huh?

595
00:46:04,545 --> 00:46:05,911
All that noise and fury

596
00:46:05,913 --> 00:46:07,946
and not one, single,
blessed inmate.

597
00:46:07,948 --> 00:46:10,382
Come on, Artie, I'll show you
something else that's cute.

598
00:46:19,292 --> 00:46:21,326
Artie,
Loveless has some files

599
00:46:21,328 --> 00:46:23,729
I think you'll be
interested in seeing.

600
00:46:23,731 --> 00:46:24,963
Keep an eye on him.

601
00:46:24,965 --> 00:46:26,899
A pleasure.

602
00:46:29,502 --> 00:46:30,869
Do you two have any idea

603
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:33,505
of the trouble
you've put me to?

604
00:46:33,507 --> 00:46:36,442
Just getting all these panicky
doctors out to safety

605
00:46:36,444 --> 00:46:38,043
is taxing my facilities
to the utmost.

606
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,078
Delighted to learn
that your colleagues

607
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,581
are so well taken care of,
doctor.

608
00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:44,616
Everything has become
so messy,

609
00:46:44,618 --> 00:46:47,853
disordered, chaotic,
thanks to you two.

610
00:46:47,855 --> 00:46:49,955
I helped you
with Deuce and his boys.

611
00:46:49,957 --> 00:46:52,658
Yes, you did, didn't you?

612
00:46:54,327 --> 00:46:56,995
You know, I would have performed
a brilliant operation on you,

613
00:46:56,997 --> 00:46:58,864
had not
Mr. Gordon interfered.

614
00:46:58,866 --> 00:47:00,566
You know that,
don't you?

615
00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:01,800
Of course.

616
00:47:01,802 --> 00:47:03,469
Come on, Loveless,
get on your feet.

617
00:47:03,471 --> 00:47:05,303
It's time to go.

618
00:47:05,305 --> 00:47:08,707
Just like that, huh?
Off to jail.

619
00:47:11,778 --> 00:47:13,244
Adieu, dear Triste.

620
00:47:13,246 --> 00:47:15,747
I'm sorry to leave you
so abruptly,

621
00:47:15,749 --> 00:47:18,316
but I shall return
for you later.

622
00:47:28,427 --> 00:47:30,963
This whole place is rigged
for spontaneous combustion.

623
00:47:30,965 --> 00:47:32,731
Let's get to the elevator!

624
00:47:38,170 --> 00:47:39,404
If you want to keep

625
00:47:39,406 --> 00:47:40,906
that peaches-and-cream
complexion,

626
00:47:40,908 --> 00:47:42,407
you better open
that elevator.

627
00:48:16,275 --> 00:48:18,010
What are you crying for?

628
00:48:18,012 --> 00:48:20,579
Miguelito.
He's in there.

629
00:48:23,616 --> 00:48:26,618
Is he?
You want to bet on that?

630
00:48:29,923 --> 00:48:32,958
At which point,
this deputy sheriff gets up

631
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,326
and dusts himself off
and says,

632
00:48:35,328 --> 00:48:38,697
"Just for that,
you're all under arrest!"

633
00:48:38,699 --> 00:48:40,999
Well!

634
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,834
Here you are, James.

635
00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:44,670
"James West
and Artemus Gordon."

636
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:46,171
I guess
somebody sent us a gift.

637
00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:48,440
Yeah, no return address.
Probably a bomb.

638
00:48:49,443 --> 00:48:50,776
Ladies...

639
00:49:04,791 --> 00:49:05,958
Hm.

640
00:49:25,878 --> 00:49:27,846
Uh, no name of a sender?